slutsy:

i hate being so fat i look stupid in everything 

(via iwishiwasakoala)

kardashitans:

what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who pisses me off with the cactus

(via maknaecake)

sleepthroughthealarm:

i have a mental/emotional breakdown before every exam it’s like a ritual

(via iwishiwasakoala)

thatguywhoblogs:

miranda cosgrove

miranda singrove

miranda tangrove

(via fromunderthecocainetree)

thiefofdick:

whoreway:

thiefofdick:

papasignless:

thiefofdick:

tereziowns:

what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back

what if a cat made this post

what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things

most people don’t own bears

jeez

Canadians do.

I said people

(via fromunderthecocainetree)